i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
it’s a metaphor
If you’ve never been reminded of you and your best friend when watching these pairs you need to sort out your priorities.
Obnoxious fun fact interruption: Miguel and Tulio were heavily influenced by Joey and Chandler.
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
#ITS GONNA BE MAY
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees
I’m fucking freezing
i swear we will all die tonight of hypothermia its 17 degrees and i can’t feel my toes